Zucc and Xandrei fan fiction

One day in the middle of August, Zucc came to Strada Bucuresti in front of xandreis house. Xandrei quickly rushes to the front door and opens it gladly. He welcomes Zucc with passion. Xandrei's parents ask him who the fuck is he. He says that he's a good internet friend that he came for him to hang around for a bit and have some fun in his room. When the parents left for work, zucc and xandrei went into xandrei's room. It's very sweaty and disguisting since xandrei played BeatSaber all night long with his window closed and he cummed like 4 times to anime games. Zucc was thrown off by the smell and asked him "NIgga. How the fuck do you live like that?" Xandrei responds: "I just do leave me alone nigger". After they're done with the rant, they both go to the bed. Xandrei and zucc are very excited for the fun time they're gonna have. Mostly Zucc who couldn't wait to let out his sadistic demon that has been living in him ever since he got caught by the feds back in Bosnia.

The sex scene.
Xandrei pulled down his pants and said: "oh you strong masculine bitch come to me and destroy my ass pussy". Zucc is ready and responds with: "Don't worry I'll do my best. Just for you". Then zucc puts his erect 40 inch cock in xandrei's ass and xandrei instantly cums the biggest load he's ever cummed in his entire life. The sound of his moan is so powerful the entire town heard it. "CUM HARDER!" screamed xandrei, being completely astonished by the strenght of zucc's fat boner.

After 4 hours of constant moaning, xandrei was completely destroyed from the inside out. The awful smell of sweat became 10 times worse. The atmosphere was suffocating both of them, making their romantic times even more powerful. Xandrei told zucc "yeah I need to sleep now. Holy shit I really didn't expect you to be this fucking powerful.". "I told ya I'd do my best my niggalo", responded zucc with excitement. After that xandrei went into zucc's car and started going at 200km/h leaving Calarasi in less than 3 seconds. On their way to the shithole called BUcharest, they had one target to destroy: AirDog46. This annoying fucking cunt kept timing them out during their best moments of esex in ender's lair. Zucc got on top of the building and, just like in fortnite, he did 350 damage to AirDog , instantly killing that nigger. "Finally no more interruptions", xandrei screamed.

The next destination was Tiseno. The godfather that taught them the strong power of friendship and made xandrei discover his inner bottom self. The meeting was gonna be in Kavala at 10pm so they had to go there fast.

With Airn dead, and 2 fucks sitting in Bucharest on the streets, zucc pulls out his crypto wallet and goes to the nearest "BITCOIN ROMANIA" atm, WHIPS out the key, performs the transaction and the ATM start spitting out em hot racks like you aint seein anywhere. After that, they get into a cab and tell the guy:

"-Birjar! La aeroport mane!"
No questions asked, the taxi driver starts driving.
Somewhere near Otopeni, there is a car rack and we get slowed down. We had to get there by 10pm and it was already 7. Things aren't looking good. I tell zucc: "This ain't good, do you have the pocket mastodont??"

//"no i ated it"

He responds: "I think so, i need to check my backpack"
"well do IT FASTER IDIOT"
"ok fine bitch"

Somehow, the pocket rocket fucker was actually in zucc's backpack. We tip our taxi driver 200 lei for the trouble and get the fuck out of his car.
We bolt out of the traffic as quick as we could and get to some poor man's corn field. There we start preparing the pocket rocket fucket.
That thing came with some shitty instructions, but they were written in gypsy serbian and we couldn't make much out of it. Anyways we (think we) got it working and we start preparing for liftoff. 

//it goes boom

Somehow, the engine actually starts up and I can feel the thrust pushing us up and guiding us through the sky.
8:48 PM: The rocket still works. Jesus. I can't believe that! 
9:33 PM: I can now see the lights of the beautiful city of Kavala. We need to find a place to land, I say.
"no we dont just land in some building lmao"
I knew we're gonna die but whatever.
As the rocket starts rapidly descending, zucc forcefully takes away control from my console and forces us out the emergency chute.
The parachutes deploy and we're now free to uhhhhhh yes Gaming.
We approach tiseno100's position. I give him a call. He doesn't answer. Okay, I say, we're going to storm through his door!
"no" "use napalm"
Why napalm? I don't know, but I did have a bunch on me for some reason (i fart napalm). I grab the canister, throw it at the door and what do you expect!? It lights up on fucking fire. Tiseno rushes out the window screaming "MALAKA ARAPIS". We go and mug him and take him into questioning:

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU 2 FUCKS WANT FROM ME"
"idk we just felt like kidnapping you"
"bruh"

*cue 43 war crimes later


"ok so now you're on our side nigga"
"yes"
"ok lets have hot dionesian sex"
"k"

"Watch this. This is an ancient greek ritual used in the long ago for when we were fighting the turks. We used these spells to grow our dicks by 900% in some cases"
Initially, I thought this asshat was schizophrenic, and that his "chanting greek rituals" wouldn't do shit.

"Ο ΠΑΤΈΡΑς ΜΑς ΠΟΥ ΕΊΝΑΙ ΣΤΟΝ ΟΥΡΑΝΌ ΕΊΝΑΙ ΑΓΙΑΣΜΈΝΟς – ΤΟ ΌΝΟΜΆ ΣΟΥ"

I ask zucc what the fuck is wrong with this guy. He just stares at his cock watching it double in size in under 5 seconds. We were both mesmerized. I jump in to try and have this voodoo ass punk shit applied on me too, but he used "THE FORCE" and pushed me back into the wall. That hurt :(.

"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISTURB THE ANCIENT SPELLS, MORTAL"
wtf

He started to levitate, and after his dick finished expanding. he went back down and had a smug look on his face.
"See? The ancient greek magic never fails to provide"

We both start rubbing his giant, juicy dick and it started to throb so hard. Zucc attempted to take it in his mouth, but it was so big he couldn't even fit the tip. He told me to give it a go and i directly go for it. Pants down, asshole expansion, I somehow managed to take more than just the tip. It didn't feel good. Even if it's bigger, I just know zucc's dick's signature. This shit doesn't feel good. I can't stand this anymore.
I force tise to pull out and rush to my backpack where i pull out this rusty handsaw.

"ONLY ZUCC CAN PROPERLY FUCK ME", I scream in rage as I saw off tiseno's greek dick. The rusty handsaw's teeth start slowly cutting off the foreskin. I wanted this fucker to suffer. As I hear the punk's scream, I can't help but feel pleased at his suffering.

Blood starts spewing everywhere and zucc stares blanky at me after I finish the """job""".

//im going insane

We had to get out fast. His screams probably alerted some cops. I wasn't about to get into greek prison for cutting off this nigga's dick! We start running away from the storage unit as we hear police sirens far away.


"We need to split, we're gonna get outnumbered" says zucc to me.

"NO! I cannot leave without you my habibi! Please don't abandon me!"
"I will never abandon you my favorite bottom! Take this cash and run! Run! We will meet up sometime again"

I can't. I simply cannot, but I must push on. I run to the airport, passport in hand, get the first ticket to romania, board it and arrive safely.

When I got home, i rushed to my PC, opened discord -> "ZuccX99" DMs and shot him a message.
No answer.